Crystaltheforgotten
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“Too deep Sherlock way too deep” — Moriarty and my dirty mind (via suchfunaholic) -
here’s how i imagine this goes…
Jim: Did you miss me? ;)
Sherlock: I don’t know. I’m having a bad day.
Jim: Oh, you’re having a bad day? Did you die?
Sherlock: …I fell off a building…
Jim:…
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unilock au: sheriarty aesthetic
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There are two types of fans:
Type A: Catch me before I kill again.
Type B: Your bedroom is just a taxi ride away.
Kitty Reily is neither of these types.
Jim Moriarty is both.
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Jim Moriarty: By the way, you have a surprisingly comfortable bed.
Me: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
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Okay but let’s not lose sight of the Important facts we learned from the special
Namely that Sherlock fantasizes about:
1) Jim sleeping in his bed while he’s not there
2) Jim fellaciting a gun
3) Jim wanting to taste his fresh skin
4) Jim in a wedding dress
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“Remember, remember the 5th of November when Jim laid there in Sherlock’s clothes and stroked a mask of his face while smiling at it like a lover.” -
people: jim moriarty is straight!!! he was only PLAYING gay!!!1!!!1
me:
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- John: [throws open the door]
- John: So you two ARE having sex!
- Sherlock and Jim: [sitting on the bed reading books]
- Jim: We are? Sherlock, why didn't you tell me? I would've put my book down.
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Things I learned from the Sherlock special:
1. Sherlock sees John as being super dominant and really, really hot.
2. He also believes John loves Mary more than him (my poor son).
3. He sees Mary as slightly villainous or at the very least, morally questionable, deceitful, and possibly smarter than him.
4. He sees Moriarty as evil and dangerous, but oddly sexy.
5. He was even more affected by his supposed goodbye to John than we previously thought.
6. Moffat is a massive troll.
